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fuck stain

n. the dried up sex juices left on the sheets
1. Dude, quit being such a fuck stain.
by LC August 30, 2003
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bore-fuck

Similar to a hate-fuck, but you fuck someone because their talking is so god damned boring you have to do something to shut them up.
Somebody really needs to bore-fuck Nancy Pelosi. Get her to shut the hell up.
by cockpony July 8, 2009
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Fucking Random

A scrub that joins your private match and fucks everything up.
ii Dropshotz x "Come on guys we're up 2-1!"

Coolkid256398 has joined the game.

ii Dropshotz x "Get the hell out you Fucking Random"
by Scrub Pwner November 9, 2009
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Closet Fuck

An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.
Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.
by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009
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Fuck Minute

Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".

This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.

11:12 FTL
by BS-Man August 30, 2010
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Fuck Nest

A teenage abode consisting of several layers of blankets and pillows, often in the back of a pickup or van. Activities in the fuck nest include, but are not limited to, deep conversation, rage ranting, angst venting, music blasting, burger grilling, stargazing, smoking, sleeping among lightning/hailstorm conditions, and/or sexual intercourse. For best results, include 2-7 of your favorite teenagers.
Dude, wanna sleep in the Fuck Nest tonight?

Fuck Nest? Yeah dude.

Whose house are we "staying at" tonight? I wanna Fuck Nest.
by Indy Kids May 16, 2011
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the fuck arounds

The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.

Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?

Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.

JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
by legendarymojito November 17, 2010
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