When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018
Get the Dick Showermug. by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022
Get the Take a shower/smellymug. A form of bathing.
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
by Failurebitch July 11, 2023
Get the Showermug. A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.
by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019
Get the internal showermug. by ds1103 June 20, 2018
Get the Urinal Showermug. Bro: "ay bra lets go frodin braaap braaaaap!"
kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"
Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"
kyle: "gnar"
kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"
Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"
kyle: "gnar"
by ld420 August 21, 2011
Get the Meteor Showermug. When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.
by San Jamar August 7, 2022
Get the Based Showermug.