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Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day
Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin
by Blondy123 May 30, 2020
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Ethan

The most incredible man to ever exist, kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 1: Ethan is the most incredible man to ever exist, he’s kind, funny, adorable, humble, caring, intelligent, handsome, and lovable.
Girl 2: Ok.
by Sexifart December 3, 2020
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Ethan Grady

Ethan Grady he is a great gamer who is very nice to those around him yet he does ignore most he is handsome even tho he says he's not he will always be the best person on this planet and he is amazing
by Daaaasee April 15, 2020
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Ethan

An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?

Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?

Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
by Neegle64 July 4, 2022
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Ethan

If you know an Ethan you know how truly caring he is. He’s kind and charismatic but in the best way possible. He can beat down on himself sometimes however. Even though we all love and care for him. He’s stubborn to the point that it’ll drive you crazy if you have a short temper. Words to describe an Ethan: caring, sweet, smart, artistic, kind, mindful, patient, and loving. He’s a huge nerd but in the cutest way possible. He’ll always comfort you when you need it. Everyone needs a Ethan in their lives.
Person A: Wow I’ve heard Ethan is amazing. Do you know him?

Person B: Of course I do. Who doesn’t? He’s the nicest and cutest guy ever.

Person A:*thinks* welp
by Vi...crumbly kookie February 18, 2019
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Ethan Goff

“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”

“ yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy
by FreeBobbyShurmeada March 1, 2019
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Ethan

Look at Ethan
by Pimping big September 14, 2020
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