Dylan

A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.

Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.

by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024

dylan ramsburg

A little homo

Hey look at that Dylan Ramsburg over there.

by Holybulgness December 24, 2016

Dylan Dimeo

Ugliest man that you will ever meet, doesn’t care about people’s feelings. His dick is the size of a jelly bean but he thinks it’s actually huge

Lily: “did you hook up with Dylan Dimeo last night?”

Avery: “yes his dick is so small🤢”

by AJ AM December 7, 2017

Average Dylan

Dylan is a short man much like his temper he is very bi-ishly is a general meanie

Dude did you see average Dylan over there so short

by Morganoooooo May 5, 2022

dylan carey

Dylan is the most amazing guy in the world if you are a Dylan you most likely have green eyes and a very large penis. He has a very flawless personality He has a very flawless personality And is sexy as hell

That is Dylan Carey I want to suck him off

by Djdjusis September 6, 2020

dylan

dylan is a player. he will seem nice at first, then slowly start to be rude. never trust a dylan

"look! it's dylan THE SCHOOL PLAYER!"
"he's cute, should i go n flirt?"
"NO WAY! you'll end up getting played by him"

by jojo sdr November 17, 2023

dylan gibb

A wee Fanny.

Ian: Kyle did you hear about Dylan gibb
Kyle: No...
Ian: He is a wee fanny

by XxBlackoutsX April 22, 2017