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Definitions: mah name dylan

by biggestc3 May 22, 2024

Dylan

Really smelly guy who always stinks up the room. His stench is so bad it kills plants near him. Dylan is the type of guy to nut on his shirt and leave it on there.

Girl: PHEWW did you smell Dylan today? What the heck hes smelly! I prefer his friend Saleh.. much hotter and actually smells nice.. hes also into skibidi toilet.. what a sigma

by itqxve February 13, 2024

Dylan

Literally my soulmate.

“Yeah, he’s my Dylan”

by Muah.nobars February 15, 2024

dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by

Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Dylan

He is a cheating whore who will lead their exes on while having a whole ass girlfriend. He is a horrible maccas manager and lowkey ugly too.

Who is that smell guy over there

“Oh it’s a Dylan”

by Urmother696969696969669 March 15, 2024

Dylan Hocom

6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball

Are you gonna play Juco? No, I’m pulling a Dylan Hocom

by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024

dylan hoffman

the actor best know for his performance as Andy in “you are so not invited to my bat mitzvah” this young actor was also in 2 episodes of “Next” in 2020, he has over 900,000 followers on his tiktok account “heyitsdylanhoffman”.

friend 1: ew.
friend 2: don’t say ew! that’s dylan hoffman he’s so fine.

by niniloves.you March 23, 2024