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Craigslist Classy

Something that someone who is really trashy thinks a rich person would own. Oftentimes best exhibited by furniture listed on Craigslist including the term "classy" in the description. Features of the item may include garish floral / animal patterns, a liberal use of tassels and/or an overabundance of reflective surfaces.
An example of a Craigslist Classy listing:
Priced to go - One giant black lacquer and gold mirror mounted to a leopard print coffee table. This is such a classy piece that will definitely spice up your living room!
by DivCaste January 7, 2013
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Cluss

The combination of the words clutch and plus.
That jacket is very cluss Dan
by Taronar January 15, 2014
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classy fuck

A man who doesn't bend you over but pleasures you passionately.
by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014
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choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb
Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams
by Assedo123 June 12, 2017
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Claws

Fingernails and toenails that have not been trimmed for a long time, giving the appearance of "talons" or "claws" (not very pleasant to look at).
Jamal: (Dribbles basketball and goes for layup)

Drew: (Blocks basketball from getting in the hoop)

Jamal: (Gives the "time out" sign) "Dude you really should trim those claws of yours. You almost took my eye out."

Drew: "Shit, my bad. I'll clip them when we get home."

Jamal: "There's no need for that, I got one in my car, lucky for you."
by Red_Shaft July 20, 2017
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Santa Claus

When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.
I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!
by He brew national July 23, 2017
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Santa Claus

A school shooter who is making a list and checking it twice
"hey you know chris right?'"
"Yeah I think he's a Santa Clause"
"oh shit he's reaching in his bag"
by Quintavious Larvous December 6, 2017
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