christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022

Christian Effect

The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.

"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."

by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023

Christian

He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.

Who packed you lunch?

MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!

by YourWifeyy<33 November 20, 2023

Christian

One Sexy beast from Norway who is tired of searching his name on the internet and only getting religious results.
Christian is really good at Fortnite.

Damn Christian is so hot and good at Fortnite.

by Adolf Sartorius 69 April 20, 2018

k-christian

This term is defined as Korean Christian music that individuals may decide to listen to. AND YES, IT EXISTS :)!!! PRAISE OUR HEAVENLY FATHER! THANK YOU GOD:)!!!!
P.S. my favorite groups are WAYHOME, AGAPAO worship, WELOVE, LEVISTANCE, Heavens Generation, and probably some more:)

"Ohh... is this k-christian? It sounds awesome:)"
"Is this that k-christian group AGAPAO worship? So Cool!!!"

by adaughterofourHeavenlyFather July 10, 2024

Christian Mullican

Christian Mullican has a big dick and gets all the hoes especially with big butts

You should find yourself a Christian Mullican

by bb_blazehunter1 March 24, 2019

Christian Jr

Cutest man on earth, high pitch voice, but pulls the most girls out of him and his dad.

“Your so lucky you got with Christian Jr”
“I know isn’t he so hot”

by notchrisjr February 26, 2022