Not actually Christian. Just for kids who have premarital sex and vape/do drugs. For kids who either got kicked out or are too stupid to get into Webb. Extremely jealous of The Webb School of Knoxville. They talk about the importance of Christ then go and poop on the Bible. Sorry school with even worse students.
by Fgvvcc33 November 23, 2021
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 24, 2019
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Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.
I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!
by Timcal July 19, 2018
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Christian Laettner

That dude who was good in college and has that shot against Kentucky. All North Carolina fans hate him because they suck. I hate North Carolina fans. They suck lol
Random UNC fan: I hate Christian Laettner
Everyone one else on earth: lol get a life unc sucks
by Lebrun Jaames December 10, 2021
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Christian Ford

A well behaved young man His only role model in life is Drew Shep. Camron McCoy lives in his shadow. Gets fucking plastered off of natty lights and loves tits.
Wow, I want to be like Christian Ford when I’m drunk!
by Big Drew Shep February 14, 2021
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Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.
How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.
by Shuaman June 16, 2019
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Sweet Tea Christian

A person or group of people that are sweet as tea on Sundays because Chick Fil A is closed.
She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.
by Zpford01 August 03, 2021
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