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Rosemary Bush 

A disingenuous gesture. Usually from a manager or employer in response to a request for a raise or promotion after the employee has had excellent performance over a long period of time.

Further, it is a metaphor for when an entity in a position of power and surplus like an employer or manager that makes >2x your salary and works <1/3 the effort you do, denies you of any meaningful progression in compensation and or growth and instead makes a false - sometimes public - gesture that they are doing something for you and/or recognize you in a way that doesn’t help you at all. Most importantly, you are denied what you asked for.

The fake gesture in this case is the gift of a decorative plant that has minimal utility. When what you asked for was a promotion and a 10% raise.
My manager just gave me the Rosemary Bush. After working nights and weekends for months and being promised a promotion. They now are acting like: ‘OK all done here! now you have to reach even higher throughput, because I gave you this fake gesture’

They just gave me any amazon gift card instead of the raise I was promised.
Rosemary Bush by codeforcool April 12, 2023
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albertan bush party 

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.
“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender
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bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem
a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem

Peek-a-bush 

Any amount of pubic hair that is visible around clothing, or in a situation that others seeing your pubic hair is unacceptable or undesirable.
"Did you see Marie's peek-a-bush at the lake today?"

"Yeah. It was a little disturbing, but I kind of liked it."

"Oh, fuck yeah."
Peek-a-bush by JB in the Tree September 2, 2013

The George-BUSH 

When a woman get the pubic hairs groomed into the shape of George bushes head
My girl friend just got the George-Bush
The George-BUSH by my-peroid-is-near September 6, 2015

Slapping the bush 

"She got caught slapping the bush at Starbucks."

"She's so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper."

Popping Out A Bush 

When you go out wearing a dress and you don't wear panties.
- "What was Tiffany wearing last night?!"
- "I'm not sure but she was definitely popping out a bush"
Popping Out A Bush by chunkycheeks September 1, 2016