Bars

Some nigga speaking fax

Carter“Ayo that’s one fatass bitch”

Owen”Bars”

by chunkynuts420 May 2, 2021

nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 2, 2018

bar ilan

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run

You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now

by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024

Barred

A person who has obtained a license to practice law.

Thomas is now barred, I wonder what type of law he wants to practice.

by Paris Maulet August 1, 2020

mwah no bars

Zesty way to say bye

Lucas: Alright mwah no bars!
Jimmy: your gay

by Tinxy January 30, 2024

drive bar

A liquor shop you can "drive-by".

A combination of the word "dive-bar" and drive-drive-thought

Lets just stop by the closest drive bar

by L0sTy aka Gaia November 28, 2024

5 Star Dive Bar

In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.

Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment

- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop

- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy

- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people

- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff

“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”

“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”

by sherwoods July 25, 2023