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Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.
by AND YOU! January 14, 2025
mugGet the Turtlemug.

holy yeet turtle

by ventron500 November 22, 2019
mugGet the holy yeet turtlemug.

flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up
It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.
by jjloza June 12, 2022
mugGet the flip a turtlemug.

Turtles

Fuckin turtles bruh
by sprinklesfortinkles November 3, 2021
mugGet the Turtlesmug.

Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe
by sircarno January 19, 2021
mugGet the Turtle tuesdaymug.

Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
mugGet the Eating turtlemug.

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022
mugGet the swamp turtlemug.

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