Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018

Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times

Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.

by Whomstst October 8, 2022

Monica and Jacob

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.

Nick: look its Monica and Jacob
Steve: oh yea

by NICKPRO February 7, 2022

Jacob bode

A stud
A big dick

Gets alot of pussy

Likes girls

Konners a fag

Jacob bode is cool
Jacob bode has a big dick

by Jacob bode November 26, 2017

Jacob

Is mostly a jew

Wow look at that jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018

Jacob

The incorrect spelling of the true sigma male name, Jakob.

Guy 1 - Hi, my name is Jacob.
Guy 2 - My condolences, beta (fe)male

by Do you know i go to procivitas August 24, 2022

Jacob

Very fat, super gay and has the head of Steve from Minecraft

Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke

by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019