bear trap ugly

someone so ugly, that if you woke up next to them and they were laying on your arm, you would rather chew your arm off like it was caught in a bear trap than wake that person up.

Man, i must've gotten pretty wasted last night because that girl from the club was bear trap ugly!

by M.1C.0C. June 20, 2009

Papa Bear's chair

When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person

Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...

by Wu Tang Hootie January 1, 2010

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!

little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!

by ddubs99 March 21, 2011

urban bear

a young attractive outgoing woman who enjoys her booze with great tittiies. she tends to maul the boy shes with - leaving marks such as but not limited to hickeys. although a rare sighting, the fraternity brothers pursue said urban bear as a favorite pasttime.

"they fucking let me molest them and maul people" - an urban bear.

by lookinforagoodtime May 8, 2009

bear hard

As hard as a bear

That exam was bear hard!

by Fweeb May 17, 2008

poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.

Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear

by Trevor,G May 27, 2008