november 5 

the day when you can hug EVERYONE .

*hugs a stranger*
stranger : bro what the fu-... oh wait its november 5

november 5 by lmaoimuglyyyy November 2, 2019

Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

Mach 5 by SexualHotsauce November 3, 2019

November 5 

It's national fight Oscar Day! So if you see a Oscar... Fight them!

Person 1: it's november 5! Go kick Oscar!
Person 2: Finally! :D

November 5 by Idazzz3 November 4, 2019

Agent 5 

Someone who goes out of their way to hunt you down in-game because they like the thrill of the hunt.

Person 1: "Yo you wanna play some Turf Wars in Splatoon 2 now?"
Person 2: "Nah fam, Agent 5's on and he gonna clap me hard with his Dynamo."
Person 1: "Yeah, Nah. I don't wanna play against a hunter"

Agent 5 by ExploitedDragon April 16, 2020

0/5 Kripkes 

Also spelled zero out of five Kripkes, or 0 out of 5 Kripkes, is slang for Sour Patch Kids Cereal coined by Ted Nivison.

Mom: I'm sorry son, but I couldn't find any 0/5 Kripkes at the store.
Son: That's alright. I've heard they're pretty bad anyway.
Mom: I can probably order them online. I want you to have the best breakfast possible, sweetie!

0/5 Kripkes by JonathanBlack May 9, 2020

Level 5 Christianity 

Wrong answer

Dude that guy got a Level 5 Christianity on the test what a pleb

Level 5 Christianity by Monkagigadude May 21, 2020

Maroon 5 

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia

I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.

Maroon 5 by Versatilebeats September 10, 2020