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Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
by joor79 August 9, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Gnomesmug.

Fuck Beith

Fuck beith cause there minks
every 2 seconds say "Fuck Beith"
by GitHereNoooo August 13, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Beithmug.

bumble fuck

Try to get things done
It's very mentally challenging to figure out this problem but let me try bumble fuck this first and update you.
by kaysee1980 December 22, 2018
mugGet the bumble fuckmug.

Fuck Boy

Someone who can't get property in monopoly
Randy can't get property in monopoly so he's a fuck boy
by Man Stamos August 17, 2015
mugGet the Fuck Boymug.

Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021
mugGet the Post-Move Fuckmug.

The Fucking Sun is Racist

When somebody who has a big ego is racist, you say "The Fucking Sun is Racist"
by TWGuy June 18, 2021
mugGet the The Fucking Sun is Racistmug.

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