Four loko fucked

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.

Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
“Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”

by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025

Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.

An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.

by Kilominum June 21, 2025

CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT

THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.

by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025

dirty fucking hoe

someone who beats me in a game
they are evil bitches i hope they died

guy: beats me in a game
me: YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOE KILL YOURSELF SCUMBAG

by kashimofeetlicker June 26, 2025

Fuck With A Lightskin Friday

The 6th day of the week where you find a lightskin woman and take her to poundtown.

Bop: Did you participate in Eat Ass Thursday?
Me: No, but I plan on getting shit cracking with Fuck With A Lightskin Friday.

by LSLowry June 27, 2025

goof and a fuck

someone who you laugh at not with. they usually are men. most likely can’t grow facial hair. you know if you know 😉

that guy was such a goof and a fuck

by saglizdon June 27, 2025

i’m fucking viktor

tfw when you’re fucking viktor. I’m fucking viktor

I’m fucking viktor. I’m fucking viktor. Liam Im going to smoke a cigarette in your bathroom. I’m fucking viktor.

by imfuckingviktor June 28, 2025