Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
by Brosketti May 06, 2020
Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!
by thin dick little May 02, 2019
by Soxo March 07, 2021
You “always fucking around”.
by BigDdova June 28, 2024
Taking action in messing around with another when your in a “situation ship” or friends w/ benefits.
by Mrfuckingtire October 11, 2021
Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
by AsianMan_45 June 08, 2022
“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”
“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“
“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“
by Trouty August 28, 2021