When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck
Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf
Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test
Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test
by Sussysausage June 23, 2024
Get the Stupid deaf fuckmug. Chorus
Can we fuck?
Let me see what you got danglin'
What you danglin', what you danglin'?
Can we fuck?
Bend me over, watch me handle it
Watch me handle it, watch me handle it
Can we fuck?
Let me see what you got danglin'
What you danglin', what you danglin'?
Can we fuck?
Bend me over, watch me handle it
Watch me handle it, watch me handle it
Verse
Call me up after dark
We can do it in the park
We can do it in the car
On the beach, under the stars
Shut me up, make it hurt
On my knees, I'll make it work
Come and feed me, sweet dessert
In a circ, I'll make it jerk
We can play dirty games
Tie me up, dicks and chains
Call your friends, run a train
Make me cum, again, again
Daddy, squirt, pretty please
Teach me 'bout the birds and bees
Muscle me, my Hercules
Chorus
Can we fuck lyrics?
Call me up after dark
We can do it in the park
We can do it in the car
On the beach, under the stars
Shut me up, make it hurt
On my knees, I'll make it work
Come and feed me, sweet dessert
In a circ, I'll make it jerk
We can play dirty games
Tie me up, dicks and chains
Call your friends, run a train
Make me cum, again, again
Daddy, squirt, pretty please
Teach me 'bout the birds and bees
Muscle me, my Hercules
Chorus
Can we fuck lyrics?
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
Get the can we fuck lyricsmug. a white-french person who uses his white privilege to get what he wants and his french heritage to be a victim when he gets called out
by buck3th3ad April 8, 2022
Get the french onion fuck (FOF)mug. Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 11, 2023
Get the Fuck markmug. November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
by TheCianinator November 19, 2024
Get the International Fuck The Police Daymug. by JigglySack1 April 19, 2020
Get the Kentucky Fuckedmug. A phrase one may utter out loud, or too themselves when hanging out with a girl while being impaired off various substances. Often times the fucked up individual will be making a fool of themselves in this situation through their awkward behavior, twitching, sweating, and in some cases regurgitation. A person involved in this situation can also be referred to as being “fuck, shawty, fucked”
Steve: How did your date go? Did you go back to her place?
Robert: Didn’t go too well. I was so “fuck, shawty, fucked” around her. She definitely knew I was off hella edibles.
Robert: Didn’t go too well. I was so “fuck, shawty, fucked” around her. She definitely knew I was off hella edibles.
by RickyRockhard March 10, 2024
Get the Fuck, shawty, fuckmug.