by 23r October 20, 2022
Get the Ur mum fucking gay mug.A phrase uttered in response to an individual making a fairly mundane mistake. Often after this phrase is said, the individual who spoke it proceeds to produce obscure noises, clap their hands in a seductive manner, and snort like a dying pig.
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Get the Fucked The Pig mug.All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
Get the jack diddley fuck mug.Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 11, 2022
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Get the Fuck Stian 2018 mug.At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!
At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after
every social media post you do!
Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
Get the National fuck your teddy day mug.Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
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