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fuck crumpet

Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 11, 2022
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Fuck Stian 2018

En bevegelse startet i 2017 av pionéren og kjent ansikt på fotballen, Mads.
Person 1: Fuck Stian 2018
Person 2: Fuck Stian for alltid
by Henqueco October 15, 2018
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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"
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effing fucked

when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.
Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.

What??? that's effing fucked.

I know, it's bad.
by C. Prolix January 21, 2012
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fuck it up

a board game that is played by cool people that fucks you up
let’s play fuck it up pt. 2
by Notta Virgin January 28, 2022
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fuck my cunt

Fuck my cunt simply said..
Fuckstrated ..
Damnit Rob why don't u just fuck my cunt ?
by Sadistiklydopee October 21, 2023
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