Jack slapping

the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.

A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!

C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.

by That_dude_down_the_street October 14, 2013

DJ Slap

The act of issuing sweet vindication to an individual acting like a huge dick, and due to their action(s) really deserves just that... a slap in the face with Donnie's johnson.

Yo, I have had it with that guy, someone should really give him a DJ Slap. -OR- The d-bag at the Michigan game, yea he definitely deserves a DJ Slap!

by How'sYourFather October 30, 2006

forehead slap

to slap one's forehead while it is wide open for the slapping.

Paul just got forehead slapped by Sean. It was wide open.

by Bedmonds91 August 21, 2008

Gook Slap

The art of challenging a Japanese nintnedo fan to a duel.

A movie player based on Divx.

Im gon' Gook Slap yo' with my duelling glove, bitch.

Quote - "Move bitch, get out' the way" - Christopher Brian Bridges (Ludacris - 2002)

by Simee February 14, 2007

Slap Bags

A nice pair of tits that are big enough to slap around.

JP, "Joanie is coming over tonight."
Friend, "How big are those SLAP BAGS?!?!?!?"
JP, "Double D's!!!!"
Friend, "sand-dollar nips?"
JP, "Nope!"
Friend, "I'm so jealous."

by Slipinsider September 04, 2010

Pimp Slap

What I do to keep little Nicky in line.

Nick got his ass pimp slapped by the truest G.

by DirtyJeeves April 18, 2003

salami slap

when somone gets a peice of salami and slaps you across the face with it. this then gets your face all greasy and oily and sucks because you can't get the oil off not even with water, saop and lots of scrubbing and in a few days you will get zits and acne in that spot. In sleepover parties you should do it to somone when they are really tired and they wont go to sleep all night. also do it in thanksgiving, christmas dinner when salami is availabe

WOW!! you just got salami slapped that sucks tomorrow your face is gonna be full with acne

by woodenstone July 18, 2006