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Twat Twig

A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.
by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
mugGet the Twat Twigmug.

Tweet-twat

A female who twitters hateful, or drama causing statements on the Twitter network.
Sheila is such a tweet-twat she is always talking shit on my page.
by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010
mugGet the Tweet-twatmug.

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’
by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022
mugGet the Tommy Twat-Textermug.

Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.
Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.
by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007
mugGet the Bong twatmug.

indigo twat

when a male is seen as a vagina bearing human being
"Look at Ryan being such a pussy, what an indigo twat"
by TWAT6 July 12, 2014
mugGet the indigo twatmug.

twat

In walked a few twats complaining about PE requirements again.
by golden surek April 12, 2022
mugGet the twatmug.

Twat swatter

dane Cooks female term for "cock blocker" or a female who prevents another female from sex
boy:wanna have sex? (to girl 1)
Girl 2: she has aids
Girl 1: you twat swatter
by insazian May 15, 2011
mugGet the Twat swattermug.

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