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Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!
Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.
by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017
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Turtle

by TROLLKING9001 March 12, 2021
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Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.
My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.
by anonymous July 17, 2025
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Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.
Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!
by GoatPawz August 28, 2023
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two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.
David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.
by muleymomma May 19, 2014
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Turtle Lei

this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one

Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays
random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF
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Land turtle

Madelyn is a land turtle not a fish
Omg look at Madelyn she is a land turtle.
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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