Dad Talk

The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.

"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."

"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."

by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024

LEARNING OODLE TALK

You need a box of LEAKY GOoD & PLENTY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN this is a LIVE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION.

COUNT THE PINK: 60.SIXTY.FAGG0T'S BUFFET
ONE LEFT OVER...MY ANUS...93.,238.RESTR00M.FAGG0T'S AIDS.

COUNT THE WHITE: 63.SIXTY-THREE.PENIS.PISS.FEM ASS.BIG TIP.GO SHIT.FECES H0LE

ANUS: PINK ...WHY DR.JAFFE GAVE ME PINK EYE...

EYE AYE I OFF (EYE AYE I ) SIR SIRR SURR SERR SERVE CocA ColA.

THIS IS LEARNING OODLE TALK:
EYE AYE I SERVE CACA for MYSELF to DEVOUR all of it ANYWHERE and it's rational because it is exactly what HATHAWAY and many others DO (DUE) DU DEW(DRINK PISS) DOO to (BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS) AND IT IS CALLED " WORLD PEACE EMPATHY" far from crazy and not only that , ( if it's CRAZY TO YOU then you just devalued the worth of any "CHILDREN' and voted big time for " HATHAWAY THE PEDOPHILE RING" who played all these PEDOPHILE GAMES for years.

Well no park bathroom , no place for any "WORLD PEACE EMPATHY, the COPS are the BOSS...they know what's best...YOODLEou TOODLEHINK,?????

OOODLE talk,WHERE ARE YOU NOW? FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!!!

FOODLEor POODLEete's SOODLEake

ANUS = aNOODLEus BITCH = BOODLEitch CUNT = COODLEunt COCK = COODLEock DICK { DOODLEick

NEWS FLASH: NEW PEDOPHILE LAW DR. O'CONNOR...NO SEXUAL CONTACT EVER AGAIN....reading and teasing are in the cards ..YOU ARE SO LOODLEow aNOODLEnal aLOODLElan WOODLEe POODLEay ROODLEapists aOODLE oFOODLE MOODLEoney NOODLEot TOODLEo ROODLEape YOODLEoo oROODLE eLOODLElse TOODLEhey LOODLEabled aOODLE POODLEedophile TOODLEoo!!!! a f that my BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS and others VIOLATED is THE MILLENIAL GENERATION Z way to learn OODLE TALK..." CHARLIE SAYS" LOVE MY GoOD and PLENTY!!!!

ALWAYS SHIT SANDWICH TIME ...ALWAYS ENOUGH BREAD AROUND TO MAKE ONE...

FOODLEor YOODLEour FOODLEavorite POODLEedophile TOODLEwo MOODLEake TOODLEoo.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 27, 2022

Swamp Talk

People from the bayou that talk with a Mumbo jumbo swing swang slang that mumble and you catch every third word and you know they be swamp talking

I was talking to my boy LeAndre in New Orleans and when he'd start talking too fast I had to tell him stop swamp talkin and articulate im from the west coast

by Clvgrl78 September 23, 2017

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

we dont talk about the drill

dude we dont talk about this shut the fuck up now thanks

we use this word in a non exsistant sentance only dani is worth talking about the drill so thats why we dont talk about the drill

by AYO SUSSY CUCUMBER CATMAN September 29, 2022

kennel talk

Kennel talk is when you say something it could be anyting a sentence a word that the niggalopalord do not like therefore they will send you to the Kennels if you keep it up

Random guy hey man I think we should revolt against nigalopians general sounds like kennel talk take them away

by Nigalopalord January 7, 2020

goblin talk

a group of adventures fighting against all odds to right the wrongs of of tyranny while growing as a team of oddballs.

after summoning Silvanous via an ancient seed and defeating an a group of evil minions sent by the ringmaster

Eunice " is there any remains of the bark on the ground"
DM "yea sure"
Eunice "yea I scoop some of that for later"
girl 1 " I'm not gonna hang out with you guys if all your gonna do is goblin talk"

by bjorktheorc November 22, 2021