by starry da great January 8, 2025
Get the local shower shittermug. Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?
Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?
Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!
by KtxDipper June 8, 2018
Get the shower cappedmug. Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
Get the dry showermug. by poop jobber October 17, 2011
Get the rustic showermug. The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
by MST3K I like September 26, 2025
Get the Cell Showermug. by cool dude ste June 28, 2017
Get the June showers bring scary tornadoesmug. When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022
Get the Shower bowlingmug.