Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.

Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes

by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

Rusty wrx

GET YOUR CAR ON THE FUCKING ROAD

Rusty wrx please get your car on the FUCKING ROAD

by Shit car yo July 6, 2024

rusty cat

An woman's va-jay-jay. As in "old" "overused"

Don't mess with shaquanda, she's got a rusty cat.

by Dick Johnson February 2, 2015

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

by Scott I. July 21, 2017

Rusty Fringe

The haircut of a ginger lady similar to 70's porno pubes.

Ooft, did you see the rusty fringe on her, that's shite fae her.

by ArmouredBadger February 24, 2015