Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 30, 2014

wood pickle

It’s a hard penis that smells like pickle

His dick was well wood pickle

by Melonheadpicklebum December 19, 2019

pickle dick

A dick that is bumpy

Robert has a pickle dick I saw when he wipped it ou.

by Gorillagrip55555 June 28, 2022

Pickle dick

A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.

Damn I want to munch on his crisp pickle dick.

by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024

Pickle dick

A mental disease when you are so fixated on your gender reconstruction surgery

Na sam got major pickle dick right now

by Pick dick September 12, 2021

Pickle Dick

When he has inserted his hardware inside a female, more then 24hours ago and has not cleaned his tool.

Damn Brad, I smell pickle dick. You sick fuck!

by Da Ruuude January 05, 2020

California Pickle

A California Pickle is a sexual position which is used when a persos from California is rawdogging his partner and grabs his jar of pickled socks and shoves it in her mouth.

"Babe what is that stench?"

"Its the stench of mexican labor and freedom, the California Pickle!"

by Bigsmokeeatsplums April 25, 2023