hood shit

stuff that only happens in the hood, shit people in the hood do.

dog check out that old couch on the porch' man dats hood shit, hell they even made a swing out of it.

by bert2 July 21, 2005

horse shit

'hors shit'- noun (1) Horse manure. (2) Aggressive or malicious untruth or deception. origin: When substituted for cow manure as a soil additive, horse manure will prevent the growth of agricultural goods.

"You're telling that that truck is worth $10,000 - Horse Shit!

by Professor K February 13, 2004

shit chat

a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where

fred : goat
pete : tit
fred : this is pure shit chat

by monkeyboi1992 September 20, 2007

crock of shit

More politely known as "a pile of poo", the term "a crock of shit" derives from an ancient Roman custom that coincidentally took place in Roman times. It referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. The Roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each assigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). Should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of crap and was, in fact, talking a crock of shit.

"I am talking a crock of shit", Socretes 429 BC

by Nigel Hill September 26, 2005

Military Shit

The act of defecating in a style that doesn’t require wiping. Usually done in the squat position and holding to one cheek.

Chris had run out of toilet paper, so his only option was to drop a military shit.

by Carlos Rojas September 28, 2006

shit and shower

A routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a shit.

JIM: Hold on, I gotta take a shit and shower.

by Alen A. June 16, 2004

Shit in School

Something nobody wants to do, but will in a time of extreme stomach, intestinal, colon, or rectal pain. Shitting in school is possibly the most God awful punishment anyone can attain within the walls of a school, especially high school.

You are usually thinking about how much better you will feel after you shit, trying to convince yourself to go.

It's always the worst kind of poo too, wet clay consistency that sticks to the circumference of your ass hole which requires 10+ wipes.

Fuckin' a. I don't wanna take a shit in school, but I'll shit my pants if I don't.

I wonder if anyone realizes I just took a shit in school.

by lemonadegremlin January 26, 2010