Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

John (kid)

Stupid truckin’ kid always being nozy

.ur acting like John (kid)

by Merpaderpee August 18, 2023

john brycer

A person that has a low grasp of development skills.

Oh my gosh, you're not using try-catch, you're such a john brycer!

by HodedaBiceps August 20, 2023

John and Gail

It is a mixed shot consisting of 50% Baileys and 50% Creme de menthe.

Last night Carl kept mixing us shots of John and Gail. I woke up with a wicked hangover.

by Lee Thargic August 20, 2023

John Fury

A MACHINE.

Father of the king of the world, Tyson Fury. John Fury aka Gypsy John or Big John.

Everyone knows who he is.

Man: Why is Tyson Fury ducking Usyk?
John Fury: SHUT UP, MY SON IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, A FIGHTING MAN!

by Epicgamer111 August 23, 2023

ASDA john

He's a right scruffy ASDA john he is

There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

John Hall

This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a good chance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.

You don’t fuck around with John hall

by English assassin November 25, 2021