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John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches
Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive
by uH psych June 4, 2018
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John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.
Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison
by JohnTonks January 14, 2020
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John (kid)

Stupid truckin’ kid always being nozy
.ur acting like John (kid)
by Merpaderpee August 18, 2023
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John Snow

Person 1: John Snow king in the north
Bran: Did you mean Aegon Targaryen
by StefanDB September 7, 2017
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john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny
hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube
by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022
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Hand-john

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john
by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014
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John Louie

by ZEREFFFFF March 8, 2022
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