John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych June 4, 2018

John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.

Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison

by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

John (kid)

Stupid truckin’ kid always being nozy

.ur acting like John (kid)

by Merpaderpee August 18, 2023

John Snow

Did you mean: Aegon Targaryen

Person 1: John Snow king in the north
Bran: Did you mean Aegon Targaryen

by StefanDB September 7, 2017

john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny

hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube

by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022

Hand-john

Getting a handjob while shitting

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john

by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014

John Louie

John Louie is amazing

John Louie is amazing

by ZEREFFFFF March 8, 2022