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Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.
"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.
by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019
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Jake

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.
Jake and Abraham Lincoln.
by Rachel Beck Mason January 7, 2022
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Jake Paul

A piece of shit that looks like a god damn big headed wig stand you would see at a fucking strip club. I've seen better acting on pornhub than i see on his videos.
Hey Mark, Jake Paul is a faggot ass bitch.
by Twitch.Tv_Zekken February 6, 2019
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jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner
"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."
by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023
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Jake Grimshaw

by Patrick abatement May 26, 2022
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Pocket Jake

me
by Pocket Jake March 14, 2021
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Jake

He is such a Jake
by GodofGTAV October 27, 2019
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