I have a bigger dick

If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks

I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022

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You people have become very predictable and dull

See, for an INTJ it is easy for me to predict people’s motives after only a while of observation.

The Jewish administration of this website is laughing at you people. Heehee, Dumfuqs.

He’s like a spider that has trapped flies into his web.

You people have become very predictable and dull

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

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Having A Matich

A phrase to describe any feeling , good or bad

Does something terrible

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

Does something heroic

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

by Hoover Stoonfoord May 31, 2018

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National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

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Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

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