Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 15, 2022

Hard to watch

Yeah, hey, I doubt it. Let's, see it. I want to see EXACTLY what happened.

Hym "Yeah, no, hard to watch? Probably not. I've probably seen worse. Let's see it. Leave a link next time."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022

Hard lines

Bad luck, usually not due to ones own fault.

Footballer 1: *Pass gets intercepted*
Footballer 2: “That’s hard lines”

by NotInferno045 January 21, 2022

Hard R

A word to skirt around 2 very different slurs, one being racist that every other definition in UD will explain, & the other being "Retard," because it starts with an R & "Tard" is also a slur.

There has been no study on the divide between the use; Generational, regional, financial, or racial, outside of the fact that the use for r3t@rd is very common outside of the USA but still used in the states. Both groups up until 2023 seem to have been completely unaware of the alternative use for the term, due to cultural or social differences & a lack of communication between cliques.

It wasn't until the Linus Tech Tips podcast that people learned there were two uses for the Hard R, & neither of them were good.

by ThatEvilRedhead April 30, 2023

Learn the hard way

Experiencing negative consequences for doing something you shouldn't do or are told not to do.

You were warned that if you kept selling drugs, you were going to get busted. Now you're facing a 15 year sentence. Looks like you're gonna learn the hard way.

by TommyNoleBuc September 24, 2025

Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.

Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"

by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021