"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."
"Real programmers wear programming socks."
"She wears the socks of a real programmer."
"Real programmers wear programming socks."
"She wears the socks of a real programmer."
by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today
by dafinkey November 16, 2023

by 44oozies February 15, 2022

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by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023


When a man ejaculates into someone's mouth and pours a juice packet into the mouth and the second person swishes it around in the mouth.
Last night was such a good time with my girl. We made the real juicy juice and it turned her tongue purple.
by SaucyFartTart69999 October 15, 2022

1. A person who is authentic when learning a language.
2. Doesn't obsess over streaks.
3. The one who has a real reason to learn (that doesn’t involve drunk quizzes at 2am).
2. Doesn't obsess over streaks.
3. The one who has a real reason to learn (that doesn’t involve drunk quizzes at 2am).
Jiwon is a real one, she’s learning French to actually move to Paris next year. Even her phone is in French.
by realonesonlybabbel September 2, 2025
