Finger Puppets

A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.

Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.

by GabetronZero November 22, 2011

finger yoga

fingering your butthole

are you going to go back to your room and do finger yoga?

by BluntmasterJ May 24, 2011

like finger

Said after somebody says a silent letter in a word, or puts an incorrect emphasis on a sound/syllable.

Taken from the commentary to "School of Rock". Tomika says "I wanna be a singer" in the movie. In the commentary, someone says "Singer.. like finger!"

a) "I wanna be a singer." said Tomika.

"Singer... like finger!"

b)"I have such bad hiccoughs." *pronounced hik-koff*
"Hiccoughs... like finger!"

c)"I'm the best dancer in the world!" *with emphasis on dan-SIR*
"Dancer... like finger!"

by Campbell McInnes December 6, 2007

Buggly Finger

Very Very Very Ugly Fukin Minger

Look that chav over there is a buggly finger.

by Wilks September 18, 2005

Misty finger

When you have two finger a woman and she 'squirts' (ejaculates) on your fingers.

I met this girl at a party and went home with her, but during foreplay she gave me a misty finger

by Dec99lan January 17, 2017

Beef Finger

1. Bringing your anus to someones finger
2. a finger that has penetrated many ani

Bring your anus to my beef finger!
or
man, my beef finger smells today

by YeastyCunt April 4, 2011

Greasy Fingers

Someone who takes screen protectors off iPhones and updates them without people’s knowledge.

Ol’ Greasy Fingers got ahold of my phone again.

by Salamander2718 September 20, 2018