Bad egg

A person that does very bad things and lies to much.

What's he doing here this rich webbo?
Hes a real bad egg

by The rabbit................... April 28, 2020

Egg Donut

Basically like a fried egg with a hollow center where the yoke has been eaten.

That's like, an egg donut cuz u just ate teh yoke in the center and it's like, empty in teh middle.

by John S. Mith October 17, 2008

Eggs and Fingers

Fingering a item of food

“Eleanor was eggs and Fingers the Wasabi”

by Booshwaggler June 5, 2025

EGGS

IT'S A GOD DAMN FOOD THAT CHICKENS POOP OUT
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ASSOCIATING IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE?!?!?!

1: Whatcha have for breakfast today?
2: I had some eggs.

1: Where do baby chicks come from?
2: They hatch from eggs.

by THIS IS MR MAN BOI June 7, 2021

Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.

My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Dippy Dippy egg man

Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.

Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.

You dizzy blud ? Manz like you ona soft boil ting, you dippy dippy egg man!

by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021

Bacon egg n cheese

Say Bacon egg n cheese really fast. Congrats you sound weird

BACON EGG N CHEESE, BACON EGG N CHEESE

by BACON-EGG-N-CHEESE February 25, 2023