The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.
Mike- The Situation
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.
Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.
Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina
by Paolo Rigranadia November 22, 2010
Get the Douche bag mug.Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.
Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
by DOM TORRETO November 7, 2011
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Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.
Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"
by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009
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by thefinness October 30, 2010
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Get the Dick-Douche mug.1. taking the contents of a douche bag and concentrating it into a solid form of a ball, therefore, making it a complete douche ball.
2. one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)
2. one step above being a douche bag (a complete idiot who doesnt know anything they are talking about)
by RendeisaG November 18, 2010
Get the douche ball mug.1:A person who thinks their better than others
2:A person who thinks their cool but not
3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn
4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem
5: A person who puts you down
6: Someone who never listen to what you say
7: Cleans a female vagina
2:A person who thinks their cool but not
3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn
4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem
5: A person who puts you down
6: Someone who never listen to what you say
7: Cleans a female vagina
"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure"
"your such a douche bag.."
"your such a douche bag.."
by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009
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