One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.
"Hey Tyler"
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. by xamandaxhi December 20, 2008
Get the douche wiblermug. by Rachal Davidson..and wingman March 20, 2009
Get the Douche-kittenmug. Any guy with the name of Richie, usually meaning he is a bitch ass and a flaming homosexual who can get his ass whopped anyday by a kid named Matt. But thats not a surprise because Matt is a tank diesel, not a douche fael like Riche.
by TankDiesel December 12, 2010
Get the Douche Fagelmug. Example:
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009
Get the Dick-Douchemug. 1:A person who thinks their better than others
2:A person who thinks their cool but not
3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn
4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem
5: A person who puts you down
6: Someone who never listen to what you say
7: Cleans a female vagina
2:A person who thinks their cool but not
3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn
4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem
5: A person who puts you down
6: Someone who never listen to what you say
7: Cleans a female vagina
"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure"
"your such a douche bag.."
"your such a douche bag.."
by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug.