Douche bag

The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.

Mike- The Situation
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.

Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina

by Paolo Rigranadia November 22, 2010

Douche Bag

One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.

"Hey Tyler"

"Yeah"

"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."

"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"

"Richardson, actually."

"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."

"Well said, good Sir."

by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009

Douche-cabulary

Vocabulary specific to douchebags, snobs, pretentious assholes, and pompous jerks.

Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.

I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.

by alliemyerz June 24, 2010

douche-kabob

When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.

Ken is such a douche-kabob!

by ava27 November 12, 2013

douche bubble

n. a member of the female sex that blows bubbles from her vagina

Miss Kentucky's talent this evening is.. oh good Lord, she's a douche bubble!

by berg February 5, 2003

Douche Canoe

A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.

''Serhan your such a douche canoe''

by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013

Douche Nozzle

A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.

Example:

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*

by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009