When the pain hits and you gotta shit and there is no holding back it it comes out like a upside down open soup can that has been popped by a church key.
Giants Fan: Damn dude you are sweating after the bathroom.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.
by Mr. SOD December 30, 2023
by Chubb Chubb spade January 28, 2016
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
by Hiness303 May 03, 2021
by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023
The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker
Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion
by Lucky_chubs October 01, 2017
Can Luca is the most handsome men, He will make you feel like you are the most gorgues and interesting person on the World.
But the most Can Luca's are known for their big dick Energy which suggerates that He will provide for his family and loved ones.
Many girls especially gingers are attracted to Can Lucas because of their slightly oriental Touch.
But the most Can Luca's are known for their big dick Energy which suggerates that He will provide for his family and loved ones.
Many girls especially gingers are attracted to Can Lucas because of their slightly oriental Touch.
by 2forwin November 22, 2021