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Tool bag

Tool is to Dick as Tool bag is to Ball Bag.
by Tom Roofer June 22, 2010
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Douche Bag

A sports bag that has strings to tighten the top, used by kids who think they are gangsta or cool.
kid 1: why the hell are you wearing that ugly as douche bag backpack.
"cool kid": cas i look gangsta man.
kid 1: man im gonna beat your ass that shit is so ugly.
by Boeydude February 14, 2008
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Taco in a bag

A warm tortilla, slightly mushy, filled with meat, cheese, and shit. It is placed in a bag and masked with "taco odors" to confuse any possible consumer of such disgusting smegma and turtle shit in a bag. Often sold at schools, because no one else in their right mind would actually buy this shit. Possible uses: fertilizer, laxitive, or a blunt weapon.
I took a bite of this taco in a bag, it tastes like shit. Want it?

Okay...it smells alright...OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Aww, sick, flowers are growing in my mouth.
by Kevin Costner January 19, 2004
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douche bag.

by areyoucreepin? January 10, 2009
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Milk Bags

A bag that holds milk; primarily used in Canada. A lot of people enjoy drinking it straight from the bag.
Gilles milk bags were fucking huge!! I've never seen them so big.
by JHayes2 March 20, 2008
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In your bag

Every time your ex comes around you’re always in your bag because he doesn’t want you.

You’re always in your bag when they run out of pizza.
by Sugary Peach January 3, 2018
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tea bagged

putting one's ball sack in too girls mouths ( in and out )
by pimpin_p December 17, 2008
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