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they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
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