Michael Jennings

Michael Jennings are the worst people you will ever meet they are rude and will make u feel like ur all that just to get in ur pants they are horny pieces of shit and if u find one u need to drop them asap cuz they text hella girls and think they are the shit when in reality they have a small dick and some funky hair

Michael Jennings has a small dick

by Niggagbenas dansk September 30, 2019

steven michael

An angry person that has yet to come out of he closet despite the fact that everyone suspects it.

Dude you know Steven Michael will joust a dude

by Realslinshady December 08, 2016

Michael McDermott

hey michael, if you’re reading this then i love you so much. sorry you had to miss fort games today. it was fun as hell! well not all of it but it was really neat. i hope you remember what april 22 is. anyways even if you don’t remember and even though we’re not officially together ( ig ) i’m celebrating it. i wanna give you my insta account password so email me, if you’re reading this and it’s a weekend or it’s still spring break. you’re kind and sweet and i don’t want the school year to end so i can be with you everyday. if we’re not in the same classes next year i want you to know i’ll still remember you! there are so many reasons to love you and i just want you to know that. even if i seem distant or upset i still care a lot for you that won’t go away. -you know who

you: *sits down in a chair*
me: omg i love you so much, Michael mcdermott you make my day and brighten up my mood! uwuwuwuwuwuwuwwu

by sumimasenNAN.theFUK April 18, 2019

michael jackson bad

Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".

"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne

by yungbuck November 03, 2015

George Michael Stubble

For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.

For Example.

Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...

Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...

Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!

Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)

by o0 J Dizzle 0o July 06, 2009

chad michael murray

Only the hottest man alive!!

OMG!! jesse mccartney is sooo not chad!!

by becka March 14, 2005

Chad Michael Murray

Walking sex. A teen idol on the WB's One Tree Hill, where he gets to make out with Hilarie Burton. He also made out with Hilary Duff in A Cinderella Story and got very close to Paris Hilton in House of Wax; only one of the sexiest men ever.

Girl 1: Damn, Chad Michael Murray is hot.
Girl 2: I WANT HIM IN MY BED NOW.
Girl 3: Just try Chad for insta-orgasm!

by Rosston January 15, 2006