Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

Long

(of stocks, bonds, or other investments) bought ahead, expecting a future rise in price.

In fact, here is an example sentence using "long" in its investment meaning:
"The investor bought long a stock in hopes that the price of the stock would increase in the coming months."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021

You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.

On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.

by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019

Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees

random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"

by morting September 5, 2025

The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017