Wank off the male until they cum and catch as much cum as you can in your hands. State your spidey senses are tingling and fling your arms out in spiderman fashion so impressive "webs" of spunk fling outwards.
by LauraLou80 August 3, 2022
Get the Spidey Wankmug. When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022
Get the wank cyclesmug. The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM
Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.
by Djukster December 30, 2019
Get the Midnight Wankmug. When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
Get the Getting "Wanked"mug. The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.
Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025
Get the Wotsit Wankmug. A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air
by milesangel36 January 4, 2022
Get the Wankmug. Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
by Oure April 21, 2021
Get the Flag Wankingmug.