If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

i just wanted this on a mug

I just wanted this to be on a the mug for no reason lmao

"Hey why do you have a mug that says i just wanted this on a mug"
"Idk I just wanted that on a mug"

by Phantom of fire February 14, 2023

Lisa Ann Walter

The most beautiful woman ever. A great actress and very kind human. Sweetest person ever and so freaking pretty. GENUINE GOD.

Lisa Ann Walter is such a good actress

by beeaaz April 25, 2023

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I can see when im not wanted

When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's

"I can see when im not wanted"
*leaves party*

by WildWillez December 13, 2020