Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones

1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

rock yo top

The act of inflecting a great blow to another persons head.

"A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1

"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2

Or

"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga

by TJ Gage May 14, 2008

School box tops

These shits would be in every cereal box and little kids would collect them to later on give ‘em to the teacher for something in return which was mostly the class leader type stuff

Me: “ayoo did you give in your school box tops?”

Friend: “no man i forgot them at home!”

by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019

Double Backflip Top

The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.

Helga plays lacrosse.

What position?

Double Backflip Top

by kennedy209 August 6, 2018

Top Mouth Douche

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

by Pizzashop June 22, 2022

Top-Shelf Infatuation

When you are so into someone it makes you weak.

That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!

by Geshur J. February 16, 2022

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023