Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019

Tit-drunk

When a man dated women solely because of their chest size, ignoring all other characteristics.

"What a rack his new bird has...but a face and body like a car accident. Yeah, he must be tit-drunk."

by Tokerific March 20, 2019

Mit tit

When a woman has mit tit, they have breasts that are so saggy they look like oven mits.

Damn boy, your gramma got mit tit

by M o m m y m o n i k a July 20, 2018

Tit toot

A line of cocaine or other similar powder drug snorted off of a breast

Hey baby. Want a tit toot?

by satanburns August 29, 2018

fage tit

a more polite way to call a faggot a faggot who pwns you at an activity that you are inferior at.

You: (gets Rekt)

Also you: fuck you, you fage tit.

by monsieur-f May 30, 2018

kicking tits

A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits

Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?

I'm just kicking tits m'lady.

Oh man you know

by Fake Jarmer June 8, 2018

Hammer Tits

When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.

Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh

by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019