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The Cincinnati Donkey Cart

When you're hitting it from behind and pop your balls into the booty hole then she clench down and start crawling around on all fours, draggin you behind her.
My knees have been killing me ever since I gave my wife The Cincinnati Donkey Cart!
by Lizzinonsomezizuuuurp October 27, 2022
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Donkey slash

A donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. While the penis is covered in his own semen.
"Wow! That guy gave mia Khalifa a tremendous Donkey Slash."
by Gman0371 April 15, 2017
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Ice Donkey

Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking balloverconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.

2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025
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Donkey slap

When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.
Omg Jessica, brad just donkey slapped me babe.
by Donkey slapper 89 March 5, 2018
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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donkey bongos

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021
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Swamp Donkey

A Woman who poses as a Friend but has no Idea how to be one. not very attractive, Homley, in manner of appearance and dress. Relates better to animals than human, usually posses for too many of them. Can be found living in her car or a friend of friends houses who have taken them in due to pitty. This is nomal for the animals and they will use your furniture as a cat scrach, care of their cat box is limited to brief moments of sobriety and your once clean home now will smell like a cat box WARNING IF you find your self in this position immediately contac the original person who introduced you and seek their assistance in immediate removal as it will take them and local law enforcement to do this , this person usually has an exaggerated level of confidence of self-worth ask for character references from people who have known her her whole life anything under 2 years doesn't qualify as a friend. Do not loan money to or assign yourself responsibility for any aspect of her existence and she does not pay her bills. She will steal from you and she cannot be left unattended in your home, enjoys going to thrift stores and will steal from these kinds of establishments. She accuses everyone around her for things that she has done has no domestication skills whatsoever , elderly posing as a healthcare worker and or animal groomer fails to possess any documentation or certification from any accredited school of nursing or health care. D
The dating Pool and friendship pool is at an all-time low you never told me she was a Swamp Donkey.
by brooksgirls3 March 8, 2024
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