eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.

poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.

by I am John Doe April 22, 2019

Poop on a cracker

A gym game guys play where they take turns shitting on a cracker. If they miss the cracker, they have to eat it.

Hey man, let's start a round of poop on a cracker!

by crackerman96 July 12, 2010

poop can

Another name for a toilet.

I excused myself from the table to go use the poop can and drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by Wilson F. August 3, 2007

Penis poop

When your dick is hard and you are nutting in her ass and then you pull out your dick and there is a piece of shit on your tip

I fucked her and then realized I had penis poop.

by Stampeydude83 October 28, 2018

Super poop

a poop that is a least eight inches long and three inches thick. A person that accidentally forgets to poop one day might have a super poop but it won't be a real one because you took more than one day. Also, if you have a super poop three consecutive days twice in one month, you become a professional super pooper.

Mike- Dude, i just had a super poop!
Charlie- Awesome!
Mike- Wanna see it?
Charlie- Yeah man. Which bathroom is it in?
Mike-the one right bye the TV room
Charlie- Oh well, i was only watching Family Guy.

by Drummond July 21, 2007

poop ring

A brown butthole,(rather than pink) caused by years of bad wiping.

Porn stars get their poop rings bleached.

by Tuna Ring December 9, 2008

poop-knuckle

The second knuckle in (heading towards the hand). Originating from the knuckle at which you stop at when inserting a digit into another's asshole.
Used to warm up/stretch out an asshole before anal sex.

I was playing ping-pong and the ball hit off my poop-knuckle.

by DMazzIV August 24, 2006