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Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity

The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.
1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<
by OiiKii September 29, 2011
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grognak the destroyer attorney at law

grognak the destroyer is a character created by youtuber call me kevin
he is the only one and true dear communist leader,he is known to like busses,he is also an attorney who represents both sides of a case

kevin said: "Yeah, the name 'Grognak' like came from a meme thing that I saw online and actually got the name wrong on when I was remembering it and I guess I remembered it from this game cause people pointed out afterwards"

Grognak The Destroyer has been diagnosed with Amnosia, which is like Amnesia, just that it's not medically recognized.

Grognak is in the band Jim and the Jimettes which was formed by Jim Pickens.

he was also a part of the 15th street gang which was formed by jim pickens to distribute cocaine.

Originally an East-Asian-looking male, Grognak looked for people who might tolerate it for longer than a few minutes. it was recruited by a clown to star in a commercial for Safe Vision but failed to make a good impression due to it's bad acting . it got involved in shady operations which ultimately resulted in Grognak being shot by a girl called Jupiter. Despite the localized nature of the injury, it's Amnosia made the doctors at the Pillbox Hill Center to perform reconstructive surgery, turning it into the bald creature it is today.

grognak has no confirmed gender and even it self doesn't know

grognak is possibly jim picken's one and only fear as grognak had pranked jim many times when jim was a teenager
random person:have you heard about our dear communist leader grognak?he is an attorney he can help with your case

random kid:one day i wanna be like grognak the destroyer attorney at law ,in fact i'm gonna go shave my head to look like grognak a bit more
by captain jack sparrow345 October 3, 2019
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Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement

Any article which contains the words 'Quantum Entanglement' must also contain the words 'Spooky action at a distance'. This rule is an absolute physical constant with no variation.
Joe: Every article I read that has the words 'Quantum Entanglement' also has this retarded Einstein quote about actions.

Larry: Yeah, don't you know you ignoramus? It's Chad's Law of Quantum Entanglement. They have to do that. It's a physical constant!
by faxis2k November 22, 2010
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Korean Naming Laws of 1812

Korean doctrine passed limiting all newly born babies be given three separate names each containing only one syllable.
Names created thanks to Korean Naming Laws of 1812: Kim Jong-il, Hong Song-nam
by 69boboie69 June 15, 2010
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Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.
No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...
by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013
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then da law allow

This phrase can describe a person place or thing in great detail... can use as in any everday conversation...
THAT GIRL IS FINNER then da law allow... OR ITS COLDER then da law allow... IM SLEEPIER then da law allow... HE'S DRUNKER then da law allow...
by TRE` January 14, 2008
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Chain of Memories Law

The law stating that all video games, when heard over the phone, sound like pornography. Named for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
Caller: Hey, man, what's up?
Receiver: (UNH! YAH!) Nothing much. (HAH! YEAH! TAKE IT!)
Caller: Are you watching porn?
Receiver: Nope; Chain of Memories Law. I'm playing Ring of Fates.
by Akarroa November 13, 2009
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